I am getting the sense that I am not the only one that has noticed that the standard of Vegitus' Avatars has been declining in recent weeks. That suggestive look of Angelina, licking her lips brightened up many a dull moment in the office and I'm sure shares in Kleenex did rather well while that was in use. Now to be honest, I didn't have much of a problem (as many did) with Monica Bellucci taking Angelina's place alongside Veg's excellent and well considered musings. She might be getting on a bit and her best days may indeed be behind her, but she is still definitely worth a push around the carpet. However, I have to take exception to the recent unveiling of Tara Reid as Veg's poster girl. If you want Veg, for the price of a bottle of Tanqueray No.10, a wheelbarrow and a large and robust suitcase, I would be happy to pop down to Hermosa Beach and have Miss Reid delivered to your doorstep in time for Christmas. I see the young lady in question there most weekends and it would require only mimimal effort to peel her off the sidewalk ('scuse me, PAVEMENT) for you. Absolut Minger.