Vegs Avatars

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by crabtastic, Nov 21, 2005.

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  1. I am getting the sense that I am not the only one that has noticed that the standard of Vegitus' Avatars has been declining in recent weeks. That suggestive look of Angelina, licking her lips brightened up many a dull moment in the office and I'm sure shares in Kleenex did rather well while that was in use.

    Now to be honest, I didn't have much of a problem (as many did) with Monica Bellucci taking Angelina's place alongside Veg's excellent and well considered musings. She might be getting on a bit and her best days may indeed be behind her, but she is still definitely worth a push around the carpet.

    However, I have to take exception to the recent unveiling of Tara Reid as Veg's poster girl. If you want Veg, for the price of a bottle of Tanqueray No.10, a wheelbarrow and a large and robust suitcase, I would be happy to pop down to Hermosa Beach and have Miss Reid delivered to your doorstep in time for Christmas. I see the young lady in question there most weekends and it would require only mimimal effort to peel her off the sidewalk ('scuse me, PAVEMENT) for you.

    Absolut Minger.
     

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    There is nothing wrong with Tara Reid, we share the same birthday (well, she's a couple of years older) and that means we are meant for each other, at least we will be once her b@stard security let me get anywhere near her - it's not like I knew that was here bedroom ffs!

    There's nothing wrong with her that a pair of yellow ammo boxes filled with sand (along with a holiday at Oakhampton camp) won't sort out.