Vegans and their totally cray-zay antics

[lokiuk]

And before anybody doubts me, his brother is gay as well and they are the largest independent butchers in Tavistock and sell great meat from their own farm.

Do they try and sell you more than one sausage?

 

[Dwarf]

Watch, learn and be converted.

I can't give you an informative as well as funny so this'll have to do.
Actually did lol.

 

[Dwarf]

My, my, seems I've scratched a communal nerve with my mystification as to the popularity of bacon.

Reckon if I sneaked into Buck House and curled one out on HM's bed I'd still be less reviled.

Enjoy your bacon butties folks, long may you be able to appreciate them.
I'll stick to my chip butties at weekends for which I have a weakness.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

My, my, seems I've scratched a communal nerve with my mystification as to the popularity of bacon.

Reckon if I sneaked into Buck House and curled one out on HM's bed I'd still be less reviled.

Enjoy your bacon butties folks, long may you be able to appreciate them.
I'll stick to my chip butties at weekends for which I have a weakness.

I'd have given you an excellent, but as you are dead to me I had to compromise with a funny.

 

[LouisetheSleaz]

My, my, seems I've scratched a communal nerve with my mystification as to the popularity of bacon.

Reckon if I sneaked into Buck House and curled one out on HM's bed I'd still be less reviled.

Enjoy your bacon butties folks, long may you be able to appreciate them.
I'll stick to my chip butties at weekends for which I have a weakness.

You sir, are an evil, evil man. I have no potatoes.

Git!

 

[Lardbeast]

...Why would I want to kill and eat a dolphin?...

Because they're tender and juicy?

 

[bobthebuilder]

Because they're tender and juicy?

Eat tuna. They’re friendly with dolphins.

 

[Cutaway]

That's got to be the ultimate healthy diet, living on a strict diet of vegans

I do, with the odd exception of flatdogs and some fish.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

My, my, seems I've scratched a communal nerve with my mystification as to the popularity of bacon.

It just means you are the odd one out.

 

[wrinklyone]

 

[Ortholith]

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I assume they're trying to say there's no butter or cream in it but it still looks like a particularly stupid tautology.

 

[Fang_Farrier]

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Only 1 amber on the traffic light system, that's not going in my trolley

 

[aardvark64]

There's something odd with your sense of humour.

More like his browsing history

 

[Dwarf]

You sir, are an evil, evil man. I have no potatoes.

Git!

Nah. Not really.


True evil when someone has no potatoes is posting this:

Wonder how many on here will have a chip butty today?

 

[Fang_Farrier]

Nah. Not really.


True evil when someone has no potatoes is posting this:

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Wonder how many on here will have a chip butty today?

For reason my stomach has an intolerance for such things

I can eat a chip butty on white bread but it stays down about 30 seconds and then comes straight back up again

No other food does that

 

[retread2]

For reason my stomach has an intolerance for such things

I can eat a chip butty on white bread but it stays down about 30 seconds and then comes straight back up again

No other food does that

Bonus, all the pleasure of the eating without the calories.

 

[37ucv67i]

I assume they're trying to say there's no butter or cream in it but it still looks like a particularly stupid tautology.

Don't assume, it makes an ass out of u and me. Just google the f*cker: Words We're Watching: 'Plant-based'

 

[ugly]

I am sick to death of all the adverts trying to convince that vegan food is as good and as tasty as real food, and trying to guilt me into turn into a vegetablist.

I’m cheered up by the meat and dairy industry response to this veggie fascism

 

[Chef]

Bonus, all the pleasure of the eating without the calories.

Ah the Diana Spencer diet.

 

[Dwarf]

For reason my stomach has an intolerance for such things

I can eat a chip butty on white bread but it stays down about 30 seconds and then comes straight back up again

No other food does that

Brown bread?