Vegans and their totally cray-zay antics

[LouisetheSleaz]

A colleague of mind had a roll full of gopping looking green stuff with some vaguely pink streaks in it. I asked her what it was and she replied "it's vegan bacon". I thought WTF and bought a pack. On arrival home, I cooked this horrible-looking concoction and made a butty of it. First bite, I thought, "feck me! This is salty" when I clock the salt content it was 2g! The whole butty was fecking horrendous! Over-salted mush with no other taste. I would have been better off jizzing on a slice of bread. Even the dog ignored it.

We do a vegan bacon where I work. The waitress put it down on 2 plates instead of just one, so there were a couple of slices spare when the customer got bacon instead. I tried one. Not too bad, not as salty as real bacon, but I won't be trying it again in any form of hurry.

 

[Dwarf]

That's what happens when you eat rabbit food.

Ever seen an unfit rabbit in the wild?

That and the ability to shag all day, I'm ok with that.

 

[lokiuk]

Ever seen an unfit rabbit in the wild?

That and the ability to shag all day, I'm ok with that.

You'd probably forget which toe is which being a rabbit though, they're renowned for getting myxomatosis

 

[Dwarf]

You'd probably forget which toe is which being a rabbit though, they're renowned for getting myxomatosis

I am scrupulously careful to never mix my toasties.

 

[ugly]

May contain egg.

Not vegan then.....

Not even vegetarian as it’s simply an aborted chicken foetus

 

[Northern_Biff]

Not even vegetarian as it’s simply an aborted chicken foetus

Mmmmm, yum yum.

 

[Ortholith]

Not even vegetarian as it’s simply an aborted chicken foetus

Not really, it's an unfertilised egg. Essentially a chicken period.

 

[Dwarf]

Mmmmm, yum yum.

 

[loofkar]

what is this thing bacon that you people speak of?

 

[Ortholith]

what is this thing bacon that you people speak of?

It's the stuff your lot make out of lamb apparently - Kosher bacon attempts to break one of Israel’s greatest taboos

 

[loofkar]

It's the stuff your lot make out of lamb apparently - Kosher bacon attempts to break one of Israel’s greatest taboos

No way am I going to waste my ha'pennies on opening that firewall

 

[GrumpyWasTooCheerful]

Not really, it's an unfertilised egg. Essentially a chicken period.

Now that's an interesting way to getting yer red wings.

 

[Ortholith]

No way am I going to waste my ha'pennies on opening that firewall

No idea what happened there, it opened fine the first time I read it, now it's demanding I give them my email address. Have a picture instead

 

[loofkar]

No idea what happened there, it opened fine the first time I read it, now it's demanding I give them my email address. Have a picture instead

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That's very generous of you Mr. Lith.
I wonder how long it will be before someone's flogging vegan lamb bacon.

 

[PlasticCabDriver]

Not really, it's an unfertilised egg. Essentially a chicken period.

I use this line on my colleagues at work. “Not at all, I don’t mind, you go ahead and eat. Enjoy your cold, greasy fried chicken period in a bun…..you’ve decided not to after all?” I’m no veggie, I just can’t stand eggs.

 

[Ortholith]

I use this line on my colleagues at work. “Not at all, I don’t mind, you go ahead and eat. Enjoy your cold, greasy fried chicken period in a bun…..you’ve decided not to after all?” I’m no veggie, I just can’t stand eggs.

Don't tell @Roadster280 ,he gets all funny about that sort of thing.

 

[Fang_Farrier]

Not really, it's an unfertilised egg. Essentially a chicken period.

Eggs can be fertile or not.

It's about not being incubated so that the embryo develops.


Nothing more fun than a free range egg with crunchy bits inside

 

[Chef]

what is this thing bacon that you people speak of?

Here you go a brief explanation:

 

[Dwarf]

Here you go a brief explanation:

Love the video.
Always hated bacon, so I'm obviously destined for the fiery zone.

 

[Niamac]

Not really, it's an unfertilised egg. Essentially a chicken period.

Squaddie Breakfast;

To young lad just about to tuck into fry-up including fried eggs.

"Do you know that these are the mensrual discharge of a chicken?"

"Aaaaargh!"

"If you don't want it can I have it."