Veet for Men - OK, fess up you pervs

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Sep 17, 2011.

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  1. Which of you poofs has got tackle that looks like a pre pubescent boys now?
     
  2. Oh dear, are you feeling self-concious and inadequate?
     
  3. Tackle? I use it on my face, it's so much easier than shaving.
     
  4. Plucked Turkey is more accurate...........at least in my case.
     
  5. Why, oh why, oh why, do men feel the need to remove their pubes? Are you all labouring under the illusion that we birds find it a turn on??? There is nothing more uncomfortable after going to the trouble of having a brazillian wax, than having badly maintained man stubble in direct contact with the area. Would you sandpaper the end of your cock? Thought not....
    Give it a little trim and leave it at that. Please.
    Much obliged,
    Barbs
     
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  6. Done, what time should I pop round?
     
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  7. That's funny cos the only person who sees my shaven scrotum is your sister as well. And we're not family.

    Is you my dad?

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  8. give me chance to down a few bottles of rohypnol first, will leave the door on the latch yah?
     
  9. Mood spoiler, it could have been the first Arrse wedding.
     
  10. No son, that would be me. Sorry about the pointy head and web feet.
     
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I went to the barbers today and asked for the Beiber look.

    He shaved my pubes off!
     
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  12. Did you order the Taxi or shall I do that for you and oh don't forget your coat :biggrin:

    KInd regards,


    R M
     
  13. Only because I had the snip on Thursday, will never use VEET again though, by god it stings afterwards, I should have just shaved properly.
     
  14. This thread should be merged with the Gay Experience one.