Varying Temperature in the North

#1
50 degrees
Southerners turn on the central heating
Geordies plant their gardens

40 degrees
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Geordies sunbathe

30 degrees
Southerners cars wont start
Geordies drive with the windows open

20 degrees
Southerners wear coats, gloves and woolly hats
Geordies throw on a t short, girls start wearing mini skirts

10 degrees
Southerners begin to evacuate
Geordies go swimming in the North Sea

0 degrees
Southern landlords turn up the heating
Geordies have the last BBQ before it turns cold

-10 degrees
Southerners continue to evacuate
Geordies wear a hat

-50 degrees
Santa abandons the North Pole
Geordies put the heating on

-173 degrees
Alcohol freezes
Geordies complain that the pubs have closed

-297 degrees
Microbiological life begins to disappear
The cows on the Newcastle town moor complain that the vets hands are cold

-460 degrees
All atomic motion stops
Geordies stamp their feet and blow on their hands

-500 degrees
Hell freezes over
Sunderland qualify for Europe
 
#2
I see you haven't made the transition from Fahrenheit yet.
 
#3
2009 - geordies get relegated from the premiership. everyone else laughs!
 
#4
hammy123 said:
-500 degrees
Hell freezes over
Sunderland qualify for Europe
And Kevin Keegan becomes a tactially sound football manager.
 
#5
You mean people actually live in the North. 8O
 
#6
Ord_Sgt said:
You mean people actually live in the North. 8O
If by live you mean go about our daily business without fear of being stabbed by a drugged up, chav mong then yes, of course.

Or did you mean live as in being able to travel hither and thither without spending 25 hrs stuck in traffic or penned into public transport like cattle on the way to slaughter?

Or did you mean live as in the ability to do anything without being a self-obsessed bunch of cnuts who's self worth is measured in overpriced, unnecessary, poorly produced 'designer' goods?
 
#7
Murphy_Slaw said:
hammy123 said:
-500 degrees
Hell freezes over
Sunderland qualify for Europe
And Kevin Keegan becomes a tactially sound football manager.
and Murphy learns to spell the word: "tactically"
 
#9
codename1157 said:
Ord_Sgt said:
You mean people actually live in the North. 8O
If by live you mean go about our daily business without fear of being stabbed by a drugged up, chav mong then yes, of course.

You sure about that

Or did you mean live as in being able to travel hither and thither without spending 25 hrs stuck in traffic or penned into public transport like cattle on the way to slaughter?

Or did you mean live as in the ability to do anything without being a self-obsessed bunch of cnuts who's self worth is measured in overpriced, unnecessary, poorly produced 'designer' goods?

You mean you're poor ;)
Keep your hair on, it is the naafi you know. :D London stinks as much as Newcastle anyway. :wink:
 
#10
Ord_Sgt said:
codename1157 said:
Ord_Sgt said:
You mean people actually live in the North. 8O
If by live you mean go about our daily business without fear of being stabbed by a drugged up, chav mong then yes, of course.

Or did you mean live as in being able to travel hither and thither without spending 25 hrs stuck in traffic or penned into public transport like cattle on the way to slaughter?

Or did you mean live as in the ability to do anything without being a self-obsessed bunch of cnuts who's self worth is measured in overpriced, unnecessary, poorly produced 'designer' goods?
Keep your hair on, it is the naafi you know. :D London stinks as much as Newcastle anyway. :wink:
i do apologise, seem to be a bit bitey today :oops:

















southerners are all cnuts though
 
#13
Markintime said:
rickshaw-major said:
Ord_Sgt said:
You mean people actually live in the North. 8O
By North do you mean South? :x

Edited to add - You are all soft English poovders :twisted:
Anything north of Bethnal Green is Scotland anything south of the Isle of Dogs is France.

Geordies are just Scotsmen with their heads kicked in.
Your spelling is appalling - its Befnall Green 8)
 
#14
rickshaw-major said:
Markintime said:
rickshaw-major said:
Ord_Sgt said:
You mean people actually live in the North. 8O
By North do you mean South? :x

Edited to add - You are all soft English poovders :twisted:
Anything north of Bethnal Green is Scotland anything south of the Isle of Dogs is France.

Geordies are just Scotsmen with their heads kicked in.
Your spelling is appalling - its Befnall Green 8)
Nearly it's actually Befnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall Green
 
#15
codename1157 said:
rickshaw-major said:
Markintime said:
rickshaw-major said:
Ord_Sgt said:
You mean people actually live in the North. 8O
By North do you mean South? :x

Edited to add - You are all soft English poovders :twisted:
Anything north of Bethnal Green is Scotland anything south of the Isle of Dogs is France.

Geordies are just Scotsmen with their heads kicked in.
Your spelling is appalling - its Befnall Green 8)
Nearly it's actually Befnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall Green
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