So I was out walking the dogs on the fell, one of them curls one out on the path Now I always carry some plastic bags and plastic gloves, their my dogs and I clean up after them when they dump where Joe public can walk in their mess. I have perfected the plastic glove full of dog crap reversal, then into a placcy bag for disposal at a safe location. Then Iâm back in the motor and off home. Call from me old dear âdonât forget we are going to Tesco todayâ bugger turn around and pick her up. Sheâs just 76 and been disable for 20 years, canât walk too well. As we pull into the Tesco car park, well itâs a small car park with 3 handicapped places next to the entrance where you pick up your trolley. We are pulling round when some Wankker in a big shiny Merc pulls up and blocks off 2 of the handicapped places, jumps out and starts to walk away â not even going into the shop. Jack the moon- head employed to collect the trolleys sees him and âvery bravelyâ said something to the man. Reply not heard but must have been on the lines of âFUCK OFF MONGBOY or suchâ. That did it, I was pissed off and the red mist descended. Dropped of my mum at the door and parked away up the car park. How to spoil this knobs day. Checked the car no super glue or paint BUT a can of WD40. So I palm it and walk up to âadmireâ the Merc, as I do blast a full can onto his windscreen and down the passenger side windows. Jack saw me and started dribbling in glee. Back to the car and then! Dog poo, Oh what to do, right out with the plastic glove walk into the shop and as I pass, quick flick of the wrist and he scores right on the passenger side of the front screen of his motor. Â½ hour later and we are leaving and Dick head comes back at the same time. He doesnât even bother to look just jumps in and fires up his twat mobile, its one of those fancy ones that has automatic windscreen action if there is liquid on the screen. The joy to see his face as the mix of oil and shite wipes over and blanks out his view. Best thing was driving home laughing thinking what he thought. 1. Big fucking birds? 2. Flying dogs? 3. Mong on trolley watch curled one down in the car park? So was I wrong, was it vandalism or a justified lesson?