Vampire

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Gunner_smudge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A vampire walked into a pub and asked the barman for some boiling water.
    The barman said..." I thought you vampires only drank blood.?"
    The vampire pulled out a used tampon and said "I'm making tea."
     
  2. Thats so disgusting its brilliant haha
     
  3. great just sick enough :twisted:
     
  4. spat my dinner out at that

    lmfao
     
  5. flip!! :lol:

    nice
     
  6. lol!! :D
     
  7. Good one :lol:
     
  8. decent
     
  9. fcuking minging!!!!! u should be ashamed of urself!