Valentines days, bollocks more like?

If the Doris can show the big blue viens in her funbags when she wears low cut tops.... I think that I should be able to show everyone my Big Blue Vein as well.....

"Roses are Red,
Big Blue Veins are erect...
I think that I....
Do need some help..!"

Try this, it always works........

Ahem!!

Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted.


Or, this just might be the one for you...


Roses are crap,

Violets are wanky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me your hanky.
 
roses are red

your eye is black

you should've got on your knees

and sucked on my sack
 
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your tits look great
And your ass does too!
 
Roses are red
And violets I'm betting
Are a sure sign this poem
Is all you are getting
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does this rag smell
Like chloroform to you?
 
Violets are violet
And roses are red
If you like this poem
Then you're fucked in the head
 

P_J

Old-Salt
Book Reviewer
I'd rather have the Steak and give a BJ than all the Valentine's shite. Every day should be Steak and BJ day :)
 
I'd rather have the Steak and give a BJ than all the Valentine's shite. Every day should be Steak and BJ day :)

What's the word on swallowing? Cos sorry lads, but if she doesn't swallow she doesn't think you are better than her ex. Any woman who says she has never swallowed is a liar. (just not with you) FACT!
 

P_J

Old-Salt
Book Reviewer
I was brought up told that a lady never spits.
 
they all swallow with me, but then fear is a major factor - none of them want a detention
 

Abdiel

War Hero
Its so wonderful I'm not alone anymore I've finally found a fellow crowd of bitter husks who hate valentines day as much as I do and most especially all the smug happy bastards walking around holding hands eagerly anticipating getting their legs over God I hate them and hope to drill the happy fuckers to hell with a Jimpy!!!
Phew glad I let all that out fell much better now.
 
Ode to The Wife

Roses and red
Violets are blue
Your sister fucks
Much better than you!
Roses are red
Corpses are blue
Pigshit stinks
and so do you

The last word is a generic you aimed at who ever, not you AY.
 

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