Valentines' Day.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Jan 27, 2013.

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  1. Righty ho. It's obvious I'm not going to get a card, but I've got £20 left on my Moonpig account and I'd like to embarrass someone.

    Give me your reasons why I should send you a card.
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  2. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    hang on - this is you fishing for new stalking addresses isn't it?
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  3. Don't tell 'er, Pike.
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  4. 76 PMs so far? I'm in!
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  5. There's been a gas leak at your gaff and you're looking for somewhere to squat.
  6. 'cos if you don't the fucking kittens are gonna get it!
  7. Yeah, right.
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  8. I think you should send one to Bad CO as he has a very sexy voice
  9. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    76 - have the samaritans been told to get extra staff in?
  10. You pay for ecards?
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  11. I really don't have the time nor the inclination to comment, however...

    Valentine cards are supposed to be sent anonymously.

    Are you trying to be 'trendy,' and about to start chucking 1,800 odd years of tradition into the waste paper basket, like some poor twats gucci course joining instructions?

    What sort of woman (cough) are you?

    You can't seriously expect me to believe, that you have received over 75 PM's relating to this misadventure, this travesty of traditional values. If you have though, you have over 75 co-conspirators in this heinous deed and it needs to be nipped. In the bud. Now.

    I find it utterly incomprehensible, that anybody, let alone someone as esteemed as you (cough) would even consider meddling with convention, but it would appear that you, and your co-plotters, not only wish to destroy the romance and mystique of the occasion, but to drive a pony (cough) and cart through the whole affair.

    I cry 'shame on you,' you painted jezebel, and leave well alone in matters of this kind.

    As I said earlier, I haven't the time to comment properly.
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  12. 76 PMs from 122 views, that is some strike rate Slugs.

    What are using for bait?
  13. AeM- is that your feeble attempt at trying to AVOID a vals card from sluggy !!
  14. Sorry, I'm more of a "Funky Pigeon" man myself.
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  15. Forget the card just send me the twenty quid and I will love you forever :)
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