Valentines day bluff

Roses are red
And I am a sinner
will you ever forgive me
for poking your grinner ;D
 
roses are red
violets are blue
Its only your botty
that I want to do
 
Aardvarks are hairy
and so's my mums cat
bend over quickly
and Ill fill you with fat
 
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quite the poet aren't you MDN:-

Roses are red
Blue is the sky
You pot my brown?
I'd rather stick pins in my eye

(or your japs eye if you'd prefer ;))
 
Roses are red
Ill try on your bra
youll be begging for mercy
when i poke your brown star
 
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Roses are red
I won't tell you twice
You touch my brown starfish
Your cock's in a vice
 
now listen here girly
cos I'm on a role
lube up yer botty
and slide down my pole
 
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Guest
You've got to be joking
Desperate? I'm not
So go take your lube
and poke another bot
 
Ive had your bot once
and Ill have it once more
when I pull yer cheeks wide
and storm your back doors
 
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Guest
You live in a dream world
I've got some bot plugs
How about I open me top
And show you me marvellous jugs
 
show us them puppies
wap out them norks
shove my head in between them
while you bounce on my stork
 
roses are red
violets are blue
show us yer norks
and Ill spray em with glue
 
do as your told
and on your knees drop
now lets see you plating
another rad_op
 
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Guest
My puppies are firm
And stroking them's fun
So warm up your hands
And play with me bun
 
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Guest
The only slide I'll have
Is on a bargepole
Cause that's as close as you're getting
To my chocolate hole
 
I knew with my poetry
you soon would give in
now get in the kitchen
you insolent bint
 
roses are red
that is for certain
bugger your bot
wipe my nob on yer curtain  ;D ;D ;D
 
pop out your jugs
get down on your knees
Ive not cleaned my nob
on the menu is cheese
 
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Now come on MDN
Let's not go too far
This post is in danger
Of being moved to the Naafi Bar

So zip up your kegs
I know where you've been
I'm going to bed
To flick on my bean
 
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