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Valentines day bluff

Having sucessfully for the last 5 years managed to by pass valentines day giving eg "pagan ceremony created by Athena/ Hallmark cards etc".
I think this year might be endex on the blag , Help me out it needs to be Cheap(ish) yet girly and good unlike friend who gave his wife a workout video.
Humbug, its all a con to get you to spend your money on tacky cards, novelty boxer shorts and cheap itchy lace underwear that us girls only put on cos we think you will find it attractive....not that im bitter cos i wont be getting a card or anything, no sirreee  :mad:
Make up a fictitious situation the night before the 13th, and finish with her !  Ring her on the morning of the 15th and say you were wrong, and please forgive you and ask can you meet her in the pub Saturday night.  Only draw back is if she says no, or slaps you one when your arguing.

Roses are red, horny berets are light blue

If you wear yours ill sh...........urely be grateful to you

Love and moistness always

A.R.O xxxxx :p


To MDN -

a bit late but here's my special valentine message to you....

Roses are red
So are carnations
You're so cr@p in bed
I fcuked your alsation


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