Valentine

#1
Apologies if this is old hat....

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says

Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the sh*t out of him."
 
#4
lmao
 
#8
TrannyDanny,

Does you avartar have any bearing on what you're wearing now? As an aside, if I were to buy dominatrix rig for a lass, should I go for bog standard anne summer stuff or do I need to order from specialist internet sites? After how many weeks of a relationship is it deemed polite to buy dominatrix gear for someone (currently at 8 wks)? Can you get matching his n' hers sets?
 
#10
Just cut a few holes in a bin liner - its much cheaper.

Or use cling film and go for the see through look - plus you can use for your sarnies when you've finished.....sexy AND economic! 8O
 
#11
Just cut a few holes in a bin liner - its much cheaper.

Or use cling film and go for the see through look - plus you can use for your sarnies when you've finished.....sexy AND economic!
My my MB, you ARE resourceful, and thrifty. Add that to a dose of S&M and you have a heady mix. FAncy meeting up in cheeks wearing only bin liners and sellophane some time? :wink:
 
#12
RTFQ said:
TrannyDanny,

Does you avartar have any bearing on what you're wearing now? As an aside, if I were to buy dominatrix rig for a lass, should I go for bog standard anne summer stuff or do I need to order from specialist internet sites? After how many weeks of a relationship is it deemed polite to buy dominatrix gear for someone (currently at 8 wks)? Can you get matching his n' hers sets?
RTFQ
I paid out to kit my ex missus in bespoke dominatrix gear after being together for 3months. It was the best investment I ever made I was quids in after hiring her out to the officer mess 'special events' evenings, would not have been able to charge so much if she was kitted in of the shelf garb

Bob
 
#14
Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
TrollyDolly ain't wearing any - she's gone commando....cheeky!
 
#15
RTFQ said:
Just cut a few holes in a bin liner - its much cheaper.

Or use cling film and go for the see through look - plus you can use for your sarnies when you've finished.....sexy AND economic!
My my MB, you ARE resourceful, and thrifty. Add that to a dose of S&M and you have a heady mix. FAncy meeting up in cheeks wearing only bin liners and sellophane some time? :wink:
Yeah can do....and in case you dont regognise me in all that get up (its par for the course in cheeks)...I will be the one with the red carnation stuck up my hoop :D
 

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