Vaginal Top Trumps

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  1. I like my women black, gobby and with nails like razors but in the real world who would be your top and ultimate bit of quim and why?

    For me, regardless of my liking for coffee coloured ladies I would settle for Blue Peter's Helen Skelton. Aside from being a cute little button who looks like she possesses a most perfectly formed and unsmashed cunt, she has canooed the Amazon and trekked to the Arctic, I would love to beast her round my 9 mile Sunday morning route in a tight t shirt and heavily laden day sac. (The woman literally makes my cock swell uncontrollably)

    Your top trump sluts please....who, and why?..
     

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  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    After the title of the thread, I was at least expecting some photo's of minge.
     
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  3. How's that..
     

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  4. I've always had a thing for Reese Witherspoon.
    I love her southern accent and she's got a chin that can support my balls, or take a punch.

    This is her appreciating my cock size.
     

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  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Reminds me of Mrs B&T! But I imagine that moves more and is more moist.
     
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  6. Quality :) Do you want me to pop round?
     
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    That's what you told her to expect, but in reality.

    http://img1.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.58502901.jpg
     
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Why,

    Are you moist and able to move a bit?
     
  9. I'm moist in a 'sweaty' sense, I smell of musk and Armani code with a hint of denim, If I quiff my fringe up like a young Cliff Richard would she eat my arse out?
     
  10. No but he is a cunt so thats a start :)
     
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  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Can we have a forum for lesbian / gay / transsexual / bisexual gash shots?
     
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  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I wasn't thinking of her needs!
     
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Havn't we got enough gash forums?
     
  14. Like you HC, I do have a thing for a bit of colour.

    I think my ideal would probably be Nicole Scherzinger

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    Absolutely gorgeous, rich and with a body to die for. She looks like she'd go like a belt fed AS90 too.

    There'd be honourable mentions for Beyonce and Rihanna too.
     
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    Kate Upton!