Vag Capacity

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Many of us have seen the performance where oriental ladies do amazing things with ping-pong balls, but how much can some "ladies" hide up their front-bottom?
Mine hid twins.
 
#8
You're obviously more au fait with how big a "wrap" of cocaine is than I.
As far as I'm concerned, a wrap could be the size of a tea leaf, the size of an Oxo cube or the size of a loaf of bread.
Knowing how big they actually are could sway the reply.
 

Joker62

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You're obviously more au fait with how big a "wrap" of cocaine is than I.
As far as I'm concerned, a wrap could be the size of a tea leaf, the size of an Oxo cube or the size of a loaf of bread.
Knowing how big they actually are could sway the reply.
Normally around 3/4 inch by 1/4 inch flattish packet, usually made from any odd bits of paper to resemble a small envelope. HTH.
 
#12
Spotted this report in the Metro

Woman claims 53 wraps of cocaine found in her vagina were 'personal use' | Metro News

The dirty Glaswegian drug dealer must have a clunge like the Blackwall Tunnel!

Many of us have seen the performance where oriental ladies do amazing things with ping-pong balls, but how much can some "ladies" hide up their front-bottom?
A young lady of my acquaintance was found to have fitted a couple of hundred Es in a condom up her fair snatch. The Limerick bus hit a pothole just over the Tipperary border and the driver was alerted by her screaming orgasm.
 

Gout Man

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Reminds me of this. Best to turn it up nice and loud if you're at work

The look my Mrs just gave me, I should have turned it down and I'm always at home!!
Fecking funny them two were, fecking Spanish Inquisition up her arse.
 

Gout Man

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And how's this for timing, just as I was reading the link, Eric Knowles hosting the old Bargain Hunt says "I think they're in with a sniff". I laughed, again I got a strange look.
 
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I am reminded of a quote on one of the threads somewhere on ARRSE relating to some Polish bird who was setting out to gain the world gang-bang record - "a clopper that you could kick a space-hopper up and still not touch the sides".

To this day, one of the best lines ever penned on this august site.
 
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I am reminded of a quote on one of the threads somewhere on ARRSE relating to some Polish bird who was setting out to gain the world gang-bang record - "a clopper that you could kick a space-hopper up and still not touch the sides".

To this day, one of the best lines ever penned on this august site.
But it's now September?
 
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Normally around 3/4 inch by 1/4 inch flattish packet, usually made from any odd bits of paper to resemble a small envelope. HTH.
I'm in IKEA right now & I've tried stuffing 54 packets of salt & pepper from the café into my rectum.

I'm stuck at 7, props to the smuggler for this one.


Edited to correct spelling.
 
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