Vacuum packed- Not work safe

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cpl_ripper, Sep 23, 2005.

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  1. If its been posted before then balls

  2. Why o why o why!
  3. Bit of a new twist on the Han Solo in carbonite theme.
  4. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    I must point out to anyone wishing to attempt this should buy some good quality latex sheeting.
    The heavy duty plastic one commonly uses for keeping mong blood off the Wilton does not work.

    Oh, top tip. Don't forget that tube in the first two pics.
  5. MMMMMMMMM had to be either the japs or germans

    :D :D :D
  6. Just wondering, as she's "incapacitated" do you think a 'small' hole between her legs would ruin the effect. After all, she'd still be "air tight."
  7. Brilliant! you can keep them under your bed and nice fresh! Less nagging!
  8. ....and takes up less space, useful for those who find that they lack the storage space..... :lol:

  9. I can just see Linda Barker demonstrating this on Changing rooms!
  10. Welcome to Japan... :?

  11. Does one re-heat in the microwave or boil in the bag?
  12. Nope you can eat her cold...........
  13. Wonder if I can have the teenager done?

    I'd always know where he was, he'd be low cost and I'd have run of the house and free rein of the bathroom!

    I like it! Cuts, I have a job for you!!!!!!!

    Beebs :D
  14. Whats her shelf life???
  15. What flavour is she?