Vacancy - Archbishop of Canterbury

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Auld-Yin, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Apparently this post is due to become vacant so now is the opperchancity for ARRSE to step forward and supply the ideal candidate to take the role of Archie Bish forward.

    If you feel you have the relevant qualifications post your CV here and make your 'pitch'.

    There are some obvious candidates that spring to mind:

    MDN - already has experience of working with/against Padres

    Spaz/Ravers/Hector Chavez etc : equal qualities as mongs

    Biscuits_AB : Quiet moderate person

    TheIronDuke: OK he is from Geordie Land but hey, the Church is tolerant

    Who else would make a good candidate?

    Remember to keep religion out of this - it is irrelevant!
  2. msr

    msr LE

    Must have 'brains of an archbishop'?
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    ARRSER/brains - hmmmmmm that's a new concept! :rambo:
  4. Not that fucking tolerant, my son. :meditate:
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  5. ...Kept in a jar in the fridge.

    RTFQ would be a good choice, I reckon.
  6. I'll have it as long as the job comes with a nice motor and plenty of those wanking robes they wear.
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And lots of choir boys!
  8. We have apologised for all that, moved on.
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  9. I've fucked an actress, will that help if I put it on the C.V?

    Anyway, this is all academical, in this age of multicultural bollocks the jobs got to go to some Muslim or Hindu bloke.
  10. I nominate one of the Liverpool born members.
  11. There goes all the silver then.
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  12. Not to mention the remaining lead on the rooves ... quickly followed by a claim of victimhood.
  13. Higgs-Bosun he is a sanctimonious cunt, who would fit the bill, smoting smokers and God-botherers, whilst denying he got molested by a Religous Smoking Teacher, which has fueled his hatred for years, i can just see him in a pulpit screaming about cigarette ash
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  14. The Anglican Church needs a bit more muscular Christianity and a lot less shirt lifting, that's why I left it. It needs the sort of bishops it used to have, the sort that light fires under mullahs and Roman kiddy fiddlers.
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  15. Can an American become an Archbishop here?