Utter c ck end candidates

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Apr 24, 2010.

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  1. I'm sure my constituency can't be the only one with an utterly deluded c ck end standing as an independent with a raft of policies that make the Natural Law Party seem like Arch Tories.




    I suppose losing his deposit will be a refreshing change to having a tantric w_nk....

    Anyone beat that?
  2. Well to be fair violence solves nothing, except of course in a violent situation. As I said to the Labour candidate last night. He was obviously a)an irony free zone, b)a prominent dullard and c)no fan of Ali G! He walked away from Cuddles Towers with a thought bubble saying "Was he taking the piss out of me, a serious politician? Surely not!" projecting from his bonce.
  3. I'm sure you'll get the votes you deserve.

    Good luck.
  4. Sympathetic_Reaction

    Sympathetic_Reaction LE Book Reviewer

    I always find the Monster Raving Looney Party a good laugh. The best bit is that if a candidate gets his deposit back (i.e. get a certain number of votes) then he is kicked out of the party as his policies are obviously not mad enough.