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#1
OK, I hate to give the USMC any more credit than they already steal for themselves, but you have to love the comments from the CG, 1 MARDIV.  His latest classic is below.  Whether Soldier or Marine, he knows how to talk to the troops.

"When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand.  Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

-Commanding General, 1st Marine Division
;D
 
#3
I liked the comment by some US General when Bill "pants down" Clinton got in

"he's nothing but a queer loving, pot smoking draf dodger!"

wonder if that guy got his pension?

The other legend was when the first female yank general walked into the pentagon proudly displaying a purple heart some ex vietnam vet general commented

"Was that for laddering your tights?"

Bring it on...
 
#4
"When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand.  Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."
FAN-FCUKING-TASTIC !!!!
 
#6
Winston Churchill was attending a dinner during the war.  A lady sitting opposite him said;

'You're drunk!'

Top which he replied;

'Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning!'

What a lad!
 
#7
Winston Churchill was attending a dinner during the war.  A lady sitting opposite him said;  

'You're drunk!'

Top which he replied;

'Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning!'
The retort was made to Lady Astor who interjected during his speech in response to the Budget in the House of Commons.
 
#8
Winnie's great dinner comment to Lady A was:

Her "Winston, if I were married to you I would give you poison."

Him "Madam, if I were married to you I'd drink it."
 
#10
Frankiln D Rosevelt was renowned for his lack of conversation.

On an official party a lady who was seated next to him whisperd into his ear 'i have taken a bet that i can get more than three words out of you tonight'
He paused then leaned over and whispered to her 'you lose!'

And she did!
 
#11
there was a bloke from the usmc in the belfast marathon yesterday, running in aid of the omagh bomb victims.
well done him.
 

Mr Happy

LE
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#12
Franklin comes back from Church one morning when his wife was to ill to go with him:

"what was the sermon about honey?"
"sin"
"what did the pastor say?"
"he's against it"

;D
 
#13
This one's an urban legend, but still amusing:

This is an extract of an National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army Lieutenant General Reinwald about sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop on his military installation.

Interviewer: "So, LTG Reinwald, what are you going to do with these young boys on their adventure holiday?"

LTG Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."

Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

LTG Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

End of the interview

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm
 
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