USMC - Devil Dogs

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bergen, Nov 29, 2012.

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  1. Must have heard about not being able to go to Germany anymore for his "special" treats.
  2. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Good skills that man.
  3. Raping a pitbull? No wonder the Taliban are scared of them.
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  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Jones County Mississippi? Hmm. This is the paddling end of the gene pool but the Sheriffs report does not say if the degs were presenting. Mississippi degs are painted trollops. Then you find out their Pappy does not own a cotton plantation. Lying little bitches.
  5. Maybe the pitbull offered him the choice of a fuck or a blow- job........
  6. Marines will fuck anything.

    Q: Why did the Marine cross the Road?

    A: He couldn't get his dick out of the Chicken....
  7. The pit-bull was female. There's nothing queer about Staff Sgt. Harpel.
  8. You're absolutely right. There's nothing "Queer" about having sex with animals.

    When's your court martial Staff?
  9. Devils Dogs do it Doggie Style....
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  10. The Jones County Animal Crimes Unit will be pursuing additional animal cruelty charges against Harpel, and as the investigation is ongoing, additional criminal charges may follow, according to the release.

    Think they are following up some other leads . Fairly dogged investigators, they don't stop til they get a collar .

    I'm available for childrens parties , bar mitzvahs and weddings btw

  11. Do you shag dogs made out of balloons at the children's parties......?

    You're booked.....

    I'm available for childrens parties , bar mitzvahs and weddings btw[/QUOTE]
  12. JJH is silent so far
  13. I doubt that I'm the only bloke, who, when on Ops has fired a cheeky finger up the camp dog's grinner.
  14. ...he is probably...erm...busy with his dogs....*



    * Obviously I'm only joking as I am fully aware that JJH's personal armoury has enough firepower to waste a large part of a Third World Country