Using mongs as weapons of war

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Go on, you know it needed a thread in the NAAFI.

So, if you had a spare spakker, and you woz fighting the enemy, how would you apply it as a weapon for greatest effect? :twisted:
 
#5
Biped said:
Go on, you know it needed a thread in the NAAFI.

So, if you had a spare spakker, and you woz fighting the enemy, how would you apply it as a weapon for greatest effect? :twisted:
Since my grandson is disabled,i ll opt out eh? fukk off you tosspot!!!
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#6
Doom said:
Biped said:
Go on, you know it needed a thread in the NAAFI.

So, if you had a spare spakker, and you woz fighting the enemy, how would you apply it as a weapon for greatest effect? :twisted:
Since my grandson is disabled,i ll opt out eh? fukk off you tosspot!!!
I'm sorry to hear that. However - THIS IS THE NAAFI. READ THE NOTE AT THE TOP OF THE THREAD THROBBER.

"Look some of the stuff in here is really quite nasty. If you are easily offended - DO NOT ENTER."
 
#8
Ok Peddy,no need to shout,i shall cringe away like a good lad then,or fekkin rather! I can read,and i m entitled to my opinion,yer threads crap face it......... :lol:
 
#9
Doom said:
Biped said:
Go on, you know it needed a thread in the NAAFI.

So, if you had a spare spakker, and you woz fighting the enemy, how would you apply it as a weapon for greatest effect? :twisted:
Since my grandson is disabled,i ll opt out eh? fukk off you tosspot!!!
I have a disability, I'm not offended this is the NAAFI, a squaddie bar, don't like it, fuck off out into some civilian shite bar instead.
 
#12
Biped said:
Go on, you know it needed a thread in the NAAFI.

So, if you had a spare spakker, and you woz fighting the enemy, how would you apply it as a weapon for greatest effect? :twisted:
Hard to say, has it got copper coloured hair? If so I might have an idea! ;)
 
#13
I'm not offended.

I'm all up for being used as a disabled weapon against any target. But here's the deal:

I don't want 72 virgins ... just one old scubber that puts out will do for me thank you very much!

:bom:

Edited to add: And an endless supply of beer, whiskey, cigars and curry!
 
#14
Doom said:
Biped said:
Go on, you know it needed a thread in the NAAFI.

So, if you had a spare spakker, and you woz fighting the enemy, how would you apply it as a weapon for greatest effect? :twisted:
Since my grandson is disabled,i ll opt out eh? fukk off you tosspot!!!
How disabled? A bit Forrest Gump or the whole nine yard, full on mong?
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#15
EX_STAB said:
Biped said:
Go on, you know it needed a thread in the NAAFI.

So, if you had a spare spakker, and you woz fighting the enemy, how would you apply it as a weapon for greatest effect? :twisted:
Hard to say, has it got copper coloured hair? If so I might have an idea! ;)
Copper coloured you say? Well, if you've got a copper coloured one, it may not work. I think the smell of twiglets might alert the enemy of your mong's presence before the attack goes in.

Keep that one hooked up to the ceiling power supply for now.
 
#16
Fug! I wish I'd asked for the scrubber first, ah well sloppy seconds I suppose ( again )
I want to be a weapon of mong destruction too. dont bin this thread It'll run for miles ( more than Ill ever do ) :)

WW

Disabled in body and daft in the head.
 
#17
wheelchairwarrier said:
Fug! I wish I'd asked for the scrubber first, ah well sloppy seconds I suppose ( again )
I want to be a weapon of mong destruction too. dont bin this thread It'll run for miles ( more than Ill ever do ) :)

WW

Disabled in body and daft in the head.
Surely you'd be spearheading the attack! Do you count as Armoured or Mechanised? ;)
 
#19
I'd send them in with head dobbers intact, a bit like the Daleks from Doctor Who. I'd tie a laboon to the trigger mechanism a bit like a carrot and stick effect you get with a donkey. Once in place, I'd then play the tunes that comes from an Ice Cream van and sit back as the carnage unfolds.
 
#20
Doom said:
Biped said:
Go on, you know it needed a thread in the NAAFI.

So, if you had a spare spakker, and you woz fighting the enemy, how would you apply it as a weapon for greatest effect? :twisted:
Since my grandson is disabled,i ll opt out eh? fukk off you tosspot!!!
Great you feed him ice cream and balloons instead of pedo favourites werther's original
 

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