Uses for the bald patch on the back of my scrote...

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by puzzledgrunt, Feb 9, 2008.

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  1. Advertising space?A regimental tattoo perhaps?A smiley face?

    There must be others!
     
  2. A use by date?? :?
     
  3. dampen it and use it to moisten fingers to count through your banknotes
     
  4. Place a post-it note saying 'three pints please' or, 'if you can read this, you're about to be farted at'.