Uses for the bald patch on the back of my scrote...

Advertising space?A regimental tattoo perhaps?A smiley face?

There must be others!
A use by date?? :?
dampen it and use it to moisten fingers to count through your banknotes
Place a post-it note saying 'three pints please' or, 'if you can read this, you're about to be farted at'.

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