Uses for Squaddies Dead or Alive

#1
Sand bags to prevent flood water caused by their attempts at fire fighting washing away local homes.


Target practice for USAF Pilots.

Pull throughs for politicians.

Any other suggestions welcome ;D :p ;D
 
#2
nice of you to join us Andy.

Now, are your lot going on strike again or not?
 
#3
Sssssh. Careless talk costs lives.  Mum's the word.  I could tell you but then, as a former member of the lean green killing machine, I would have to kill you.
 
#4
Lean green killing machine, you in the Corps of runner beans then. BUTTHOLE

Your just a workshy turncoat

Hope you die in agony on Christmas day,
 
#5
"Workshy turncoat".  Good god man and damn your eyes.  I demand satisfaction.  Name your champion.  And I don't mean your horse faced [and arsed] wife you bounder.
 
#6
Bare fists will do you jelly spined backslider.

Your wife says, suppose youve drunk the leccy money ;D
 
#8
While I have an ounce of strength youll go nowhere near my bottom, fagboy
 
#9
Then stop contradicting yourself then you halfwit
 
#11
Nice one Eagle

Picture Should perhaps be titled

Firefighters child in fear of Daddy at bedtime ;D ;D
 
#13
Alternate title:?


"Child of slacking FF prays for daddy to return
so the brigade of guards will stop Qing outside mummys door"


??? ::) ;D :(
 

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