Useless super hero generator

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  1. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin

    So far it seems that I am the only person who finds the Useless Super Hero Generator funny, but in an attempt to find a kindred spirit, try this:

    Sample output:

    Power(s): Incomprehensibility
    Source of powers: Supernatural
    Weapon: Silver Hatchet
    Transportation: Chimp Stationwagon

    General Dwarf
    Power(s): Super loud voice
    Source of powers: Soul sold to Devil
    Weapon: Nuclear Rifle
    Transportation: Red Bubble

    Sink a few pints first.
  2. The wondrous Element Wave (Element-Wave, Elementwave, Wave Element, Wave-Element, Waveelement)
    Power(s): Omnipotence, Prehensile tail
    Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial chronal mutant
    Weapon: Wave Knife
    Transportation: Wave Bubble :lol:
    You're a Trekkie too aintcha Boss? :roll:
  3. The Fantastic Sky Monkey
    Powers= Invisibility
    Source of powers= Mutant Cybernetics
    Weapon= Monkey Scissors
    Transport=Monkey cycle
    Woh, coool!