Useless Christmas presents

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by big_red, Dec 15, 2011.

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  1. Rape alarm for Anne Widdecombe.
    Athletes foot powder for Oscar Pistorius
    Karaoke machine for Steven Hawkins.

    More please..............
     
  2. 3D tele for Stevie Wonder........(free dark glasses)
     
  3. Snorkel and flipper set for OBL?
     
  4. Manicure set for Abu Hamza.
     
  5. Soap on a rope for any french personage.
     
  6. Pretty much everything my kids have given me.
     
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  7. For Kate and Gerry McCann...

    baby.jpg
     
  8. Useless? How else would she know?
     
  9. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  10. An erection isn't useless.
     
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