Used Knickers and Other Fetishes

#41
Probably not a fetish, but just bizarre. The commercialisation of Easter continues, in a surprising direction. Obviously they found a gap in the market, but if you are going to go munching, why limit it to Easter?



'It’s called Fudgeina, a piece of delicious ‘vegan friendly’ fudge, moulded into the shape of a vagina. These sweet treats come in different flavours — strawberry, chocolate and vanilla — and can be shipped anywhere in the world for about $22 plus postage.

'But it’s the UK company’s newest flavour that’s getting people hot under the collar — a crème egg flavoured version just in time for Easter. According to the website, the new offering is “filled with tasty crème … egg”. “Perfect if you’re giving up chocolate for lent this year!” the website said.

'Oh, and if you really want to take your Easter gift to the next level, the company will slip in a condom with your order, so you can “let your friend know what you expect them to do with it”.'

NSFW: This X-rated Easter treat has people very confused
If they made them larger, they could have a mold for Vagina surf boards
 
#42
Back when I was a crab, at one point we had to give a briefing on a topic of our choice to improve our research and presentation skills. One bloke stood up and gave us a brief on the stores system, which didn't appear to be a very exciting topic until he pointed out that there were three basic classes of stores, A, B and C. A stores were single issue only, B stores were lifed items, and C stores were consumables.

At that point he mentioned that WRAF PT knickers were B stores, and old had to be exchanged for new. This or course meant that the old items were returned for salvage, and for anyone who was interested there was a hanger at Donington where they were collected together before being sold by the bale......
 
#45
Back when I was a crab, at one point we had to give a briefing on a topic of our choice to improve our research and presentation skills. One bloke stood up and gave us a brief on the stores system, which didn't appear to be a very exciting topic until he pointed out that there were three basic classes of stores, A, B and C. A stores were single issue only, B stores were lifed items, and C stores were consumables.

At that point he mentioned that WRAF PT knickers were B stores, and old had to be exchanged for new. This or course meant that the old items were returned for salvage, and for anyone who was interested there was a hanger at Donington where they were collected together before being sold by the bale......
That Hangar must have smelled like Billingsgate Fish Market on a warm summer day .
 
#46
Aye, it was easy then you could just sell them on ebay to unsuspecting punters or so a friend tells me, before they cracked down on the adult market
My Japanese compadre seemed to do quite well out of the business of taking them back home. He was, what you could call, a right Arthur Daley character, always out to make a $* taking UK things back to Japan and bringing jap things to the UK. He was instrumental in setting up a research paper re-writing operation for us researchers too. To have any validity and to be widely read a research paper needs to be written in english, which most Jap's cannot manage. He used to get over the papers written in bad english, find someone with the right academic background, those in the 'business' used to rewrite them in correct academic english, 100 sov's for a couple of hour's work, a nice little earner.

Note: * The Japanese govt. paid for the research but he had to find his own pocket money and rent for 3 years and his parents were not rich, so he improvised.
 
#48
My Japanese compadre seemed to do quite well out of the business of taking them back home. He was, what you could call, a right Arthur Daley character, always out to make a $* taking UK things back to Japan and bringing jap things to the UK. He was instrumental in setting up a research paper re-writing operation for us researchers too. To have any validity and to be widely read a research paper needs to be written in english, which most Jap's cannot manage. He used to get over the papers written in bad english, find someone with the right academic background, those in the 'business' used to rewrite them in correct academic english, 100 sov's for a couple of hour's work, a nice little earner.

Note: * The Japanese govt. paid for the research but he had to find his own pocket money and rent for 3 years and his parents were not rich, so he improvised.
Did he refer to his wife as 'er indoors'?
 
#49
I live away from my family so we have faceache to share family moments, last few weeks a few of our friends seemed to be selling all sorts of shit on Facebook.

Questioned one who told me about facebooks marketplace, had a look, 3rd line down were used women’s pants for sale (it’s not just for people you ‘accept’.

All sorts of shit on there.

As for used knickers, take a fresh pair to a brothel and wipe the hepatitis on them yourself, bang the whore then get your money back selling the pants
 

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#50
years ago a lady friend asked me if i was interested in going into a partnership with her selling used knickers.
The idea being that we buy a shedload of plain white cheap cotton knickers from the wholesalers and orf we jolly well go .
How we going to get them all used to knock them out sez I being young.
no problems she says get a few friends who have cats and let them sleep in the knickers for a few day bobs yer whotsit. hairs of all colours ready to send off Shame I turned her down .
 
#51
Theres worse than this , a mate who was a Matelot in the eighties reckoned there was a bloke in Pompey who`d buy worn matelot underpants .
 
#52
I live away from my family so we have faceache to share family moments, last few weeks a few of our friends seemed to be selling all sorts of shit on Facebook.
I wonder if a better business model is for Zoe and her mates to sell you their knickers, and then once you have used them and washed them you can return them to her to be recharged with her female goodness?

Cannot see the attraction myself.
 
#55
Imagine a young lad taking his girlfriend home to meet his family....

Mum: Lucy, Billy says you sell things on the internet.
Lucy: Yes, to people all over the World.
Mum: How enterprising? What do you sell?
Lucy: I sell knickers, specially worn and masturbated in for the customer!
Mum: Oh....

[Awkward pause]

Mum: So is that how you met young Billy? Did you meet him when you were taking your packages to the Post Office?
Lucy: Yes. One fell on the floor and he picked it up, said he recognised the address, and we got chatting.
Mum: We brought him up to be kind and helpful.
Lucy: Where is Billy's Dad?
Mum: He's just putting some washing in the machine.

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