Use Condom To Make Fire!

Discussion in 'The Training Wing' started by msr, May 26, 2007.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. msr

    msr LE

  2. Don't know how well this will work with knobbly and coloured ones.. and think how much water you'll need if you use a femidom...
  3. neat

    does it matter if the French Letter is whiskey flavoured?
  4. msr

    msr LE

    There's only one way to find out...

  5. Never seen that before - be interested to see if it will actually work.
  6. Its a bit dark outside to have a go right now. Maybe the knobbly bits will act as handles and make em easier to hold?
  7. From your avatar I didn't have you down as someone who was afraid of the dark :\\
  8. It worked for me. That was until the flames burnt through the condom and the water put out the fire! :frustrated:
  9. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    As with all such matters relating to condoms, timing is everything ... :D
  10. woudnt work here no sun,,,,great idea though...impressed.
  11. Don't worry Pup. The Sun usually returns in the Morning, we call this Dawn. What your experiencing is called "Night".
    You'll get used to it. :sleepy: :sunny: :wink:
  12. its more like this is germany and its pi..s.g down..
    summer monsoon again...
  13. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Bank Holiday, innit [well, it is in Bliar's Britain]. Never mind, it'll soon be Broon's Britain, where the sun will shine every day and condoms will never leak over your fire ... or something like that ... :roll: