USAF leave perplexing model of Roswell alien in Norfolk loft

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Vegetius, Feb 7, 2006.

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  1. No, I'm not wearing my tinfoil Napoleon hat.

    Extremely strange and very silly story.

    The serial number on the alien's foot is 20318134. Is that a 1970's army number by any chance?

    This thread is also a golden opportunity for you to post your UFO abduction experiences. Sadly, I haven't had one. Well, not yet.

  2. Veg
    What you mean is that you haven't remembered your experience yet. However for $1500 my Arizona based clinic will regress you through immersion psychobabble..erm..I mean therapy and enable you to remember the humiliating and degrading experiences that the space-goons put you through. Particularly the **** probing...mmmm
  3. I was abducted by aliens in 1971 - they had disguised themselves as the ds at helles barracks - the initial 8 weeks of reprogramming by shouting and other forms of physical and mental abusewas followed by a 9 year trip of mind bending proportions around the galaxies known as verden, lisburn before crash landing in aldershot where, thru the attentions of the good lords at taunton, i was repatriated into the human race.
  4. I am![​IMG]

  5. I find the comments about Norfolk more amusing!!!

    The reason that no one was bothered before is that they are all around there...6 fingers!!! That aint natural :S