USA to unilaterally invade Moon, seize Helium-3 reserves.

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by AndyPipkin, May 1, 2007.

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  1. It is a well known fact that the Clangers led by the evil Despot Soup Dragon posses weapons of mass destruction.

    British troops are on standby although due to a shortage of air caused by the oxygen thieves of the MOD only a few units will be fully supplied. Other troops are expected to scrounge Apollo 11 left overs.
  2. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    Why does the US feel the need to speak with squeaky voices?
  3. Yes, but let’s not forget that when Regan (or should that be Ray-Gun) was president, the US supplied the Soup Dragon regime with the precursor chemicals for those WMD’s.

    That was during the Moon-Mars War, when anyone who was an enemy of Ming the Merciless was Regan’s friend.
  4. Cos they are Mickey Mouse?
  5. The soup dragon is not a Despot, and the WMD is in fact just cheese! However since when has reality and facts ever stopped the shaved chimp?
  6. Gentlemen, you're on the wrong track - They are after Mr Spoon; they claimed Button Moon as their own back in the 70's and were shocked to discover he's been nicking large volumes of the stuff and selling it to AQ.
  7. What Button Moon has been Annexed?

    Sounds like a job for Zelda and the "Terror"Hawks.
  8. Cad, I've just got off the blower with Dr Ninestein; they are on their way !

  9. All we need now is a burly Welsh Android with a moustache and were laughing..

    Charlotte Church where art thou?
  10. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Rumour has it that not only is the cheese being sold off in large chunks, but some bright septic has been selling chunks of it off without permission too. He's been selling plots of the moon to various celebrities AND Ronald 'McDonald' Raygun.

    The question is, will the US not be in breach of their own laws if they accuse the indigenous mice and wotnot of having WMD's (and cheese) and then subsequently invade land that would to all intents and purposes belong to them anyway.

    They need to look into this very closely before they act. For example, will they wish o put the mice into reservations? Do they have someone in place to open the necessary casinos to fob them off? Will they actually find any WMD's in Raygun's back yard? How will the Martians view such an expansion into their 'sphere' of influence?
  11. Mind you... a new location for Sangatte has just leapt to my fertile and evil mind!
  12. Biped, it's all academic once they come across the "V" lizard moonbase.
  13. I've come across quiet a few of those V aliens..

    You go to bed with a beautiful woman and wake up next to an absolute reptile!!
  14. Cheese! Cheese! Never mind the cheese there blatently fitting the soup dragon up together with the ais of webbles.

    Luckily im sure that Mr Putin can get monkey boy to give up the neogeo dream of cheap Helium-3 for all! For a ride in the rocket?