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How about these ideas as examples of lateral thinking on weapon development?
Brilliant! Thinking 'outiside the box', whatever that means. My favourite:
"In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks.
Indeed, a "Who? Me?" device had been under consideration since 1945, the government papers say.
However, researchers concluded that the premise for such a device was fatally flawed because "people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis". "
I think that this evil weapon is actually already in use. At home I am frequently accused of this (usually after ingestion of the precursor elements, beer and curry). Those damned Yankees have already struck!
But what if one leaked and the pilot came down a real sissy?
It must have been deployed here as well. Last night I think
"In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks."
Think they've been using my husband as a guinea pig on this one
In Robert Heinlein's book, Starship Troopers, there was a psych warfare weapon called the 30-second bomb.
It sat there going "I am a 30 second bomb! I am a thirty second bomb! Twenty-nine! Twenty-eight! Twenty-seven!..."
You've got to love this kind of inventive nastiness, it's a bit like doing the booby-trap part of an Assault Pioneer cadre.
The US used the Gay Bomb against Britain during the Suez crisis as a warning to the UK to back off.
They did a 'nagasaki' on Brighton.
Seems that some of the fallout reached the ITC at Catterick!
So, how exactly do you make gay men explode?
Actually, I think I should phrase that one a little differently...
Thats a rethink on softening up Sunderland then?
The gay bomb was a failure instead of going bang it just went poof!
please give me a headstart to the door
Should they call it a suasage jockey bomb
That has already happened already has it not how else can you explain the well dress gentleman pilots of crab air?
erm i have seen this Gay bomb at work! there i was thinking it was just ab effect of 10 pints of wifebeater and a room full of bezzers
wheelchairwarrier on your marks! get set! ............................. Go
A combination of the gay bomb and the flatulence bomb doesn't bear thinking about.
Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
It does seem bizarre....
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