US on Alert Sunday 4th August

CIA bloke:- "Sir, I've been collating material on the effects of our policy in SW Asia & N. Africa since the end of the Cold war. I... I... Think I've discovered something.... Disturbing sir!"

CIA Bloke's Boss:- "Well, Spit it out Eugene!"

CIA Bloke:- "Sir, I think.... I think that some of these so called mooslim people might not love America or Americans sir!"

CIA Bloke's Boss:- "My God! I think you might be right Eugene.... We should have seen it before! I'll call the President, you get on to State and get them to close the embassies... For pity's sake Eugene... Get them to CLOSE THE EMBASSIES!!"
Abdul, cancel that gig on Sunday, we've been rumbled

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