Because the Yank butt has increased in size to the size of small Carribean Islands and their airline companies now offer a seat for each buttock on long-haul and domestic flights, they have introduced the "Does My Butt Look Small in These Pants?" medal. Of course, not one single Yank will ever get that, unless he gets cholera.
The DFS don't strike - you mean the local authority fire services. 'We' are the ones who don't strike but do countless hours in training army and raf personnel in firefighting, like we did in Moreton last month and in Manston before that, and we don't just sit back and let you get on with either, we are also on the callouts too.