US military recruiting figures for July 05

The USMC is expanding its recruiting drive to meet quotas by seeking ' moonies' for mariens..

In Laguna Niguel, California, the Mugs Away Saloon holds an annual event where patrons get free beer if they go outside and moon a passing commuter train.. the event draws quite a crowd apparently and the US Marines have a recruiting unit at the event.. When questioned as to why.. the Marine spokesperson said:

"Where would you rather find someone for the Marines, at a mall [ idle slackers ] or [ from a bunch of ] people who would do this?"

Seems the Marines are interested in those willing to put their asses on the line..Who are not afraid to stick it to the other guy and bare all for their country and a free beer..


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