US, Mexico Deny Plans to Invade Canada



I can just picture the Mexican invasion plans. How many beaners can you stuff into the boot of a car?
We can't execute Plan Red anymore, as we no longer have the chemical weapons it calls for.
Oh good, does that mean we get to burn out the Whitehouse again....?

Thinking about it....your national anthem that is... the last rocket I fired had a pale blue glare, you'd need to re write it!!

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