US, Mexico Deny Plans to Invade Canada

Discussion in 'US' started by Yank_Lurker, Sep 20, 2012.

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  1. Habla espanol amigo?

    Well, it is Americas default lingua franca now.:w00t:
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  2. How are you lot all getting along on Urdu and Ned?
  3. Que?

    My name is Jose Jiminez, I come to cut all your lawns and have mucho sex with your wives while you are at work...
  4. I can just picture the Mexican invasion plans. How many beaners can you stuff into the boot of a car?
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  5. Jose? I think I met your cousin, hose b.
  6. Maybe the DOD should remind the State Department about War Plan Red from 1927 which details the invasion plan for Canada.
  7. We can't execute Plan Red anymore, as we no longer have the chemical weapons it calls for.
  8. Well it works, that's how they re-took Texas!

  9. We might have some we could give you. If you buy our low mileage Collins class subs, we'll chuck some mustard gas in for free.
  10. Oh good, does that mean we get to burn out the Whitehouse again....?

    Thinking about it....your national anthem that is... the last rocket I fired had a pale blue glare, you'd need to re write it!!
  11. Want to borrow my Zippo?
  12. Oooh, oohhh, use mine, use mine!