US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Madjock72, Feb 27, 2013.

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  1. Video US insurance outfit Geico has incurred the wrath of campaigning group One Million Moms for punting a "disgusting bestiality" agenda at wide-eyed kiddies.
    In an advert for the Geico's mobile phone roadside assistance app, the company's porcine mascot Maxwell "and a young female are in a parked car on a lover's lane", as One Million Moms explains.

  2. Probably best if they don't watch Family Guy then.
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  3. I prefer this one-

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  4. Bunch of fucking loons
  5. Can't imagine for the life in me why it never made it to air.
  6. The fella's cum face it'd put me off my vinigar stroke!
  7. Classic Joker62
  8. What the Cunting Fuck.

    A greater bunch of killjoys, curtain twitchers, prodnoses, busybodies and all-round bunch of self-righteous dull cunts have I ever seen than one million moms.

    I was keen to see the next ad with the little piggy porking that rather fine lass in the car..
  9. One Million Cunts!
  10. Just trying to remember the name of the mainstream movie from the 80s ...

    Was it Howard the Duck? Giant duck from outer space lands on earth, falls in love with a tidy little human bird and, er, porks her.

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  11. Sorted it for you.

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    I agree with the protesters, this sort of thing needs to be nipper in the bud.

    TV was full of this sort of filth when I was growing up:

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  13. Now back at the desk. So here is the Howard the Duck stuff. I remember being sat in Camp Wainwright waiting for a flight out of Canada way back when (ie mid to late 80s) and this seeming to be the only thing available to watch - time and time and time again.

    Top 10 Most Disturbing Howard The Duck Moments - YouTube

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    There was a lot of this going on at the BBC in the 60s and 70s too (the penguin went on to a career in the Argentinian Special Forces).

  15. Howard the duck crap film done by George Lucas, probably while he was doing drugs, with an excellent score by John Barry of James Bond fame. Apparently the marvel comic book the film was based on was far more explicit in depicting poultry porn.