Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Bumper, Dec 12, 2008.

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  1. This is serious.. Please BEWARE!

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you, or your friends.

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco's about 6 miles away. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet!

    I had my wallet stolen on November 26th, 27th, 28th and 29th. Could not find them on the 30th. Also in December on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, twice on the 5th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

    So Be Warned!

    P.S. Lidl have wallets on sale for £2.99 each
  2. Any chance of a heads up on which branch of Sainsburys?

    I may need to go deep.. er.. undercover
  3. Excellent, off to Sainsbury's.
  4. I hope after that dream you had the decency to clean the sheets.
  5. good point; we may need to initiate a mobile neighbourhood watch surveillance thing; my God, I knew that COP trg would come in useful one day
  6. its because they know "mums gone to icelands"
  7. It's at times like this I'm glad I got a camper van
  8. Are these the same two who were doing it last year and the year before?
  9. don't know!..... but I can already visualise Sunday morning's headlines...."15,763 former soldiers arrested for kerb crawling, all cited PTS,an obscure web site and trying to defend their local communities by upholding high moral standards," in their statements to police.
  10. Damm ! I've been hanging about in Tescos car park..............

  11. Can we borrow the bus for this ? :)
  12. Thanks Bumper, that has brought a smile to my face on a very bad day, the reasons which will become apparent soon.

    Thanks again

  13. I spend a lot of time hanging about in the local Tescos car park, Mrs Trowel works there, I pick her up sometimes. Nothing in the least interesting ever happened to me there. I'm going to get her transferred Sainsbergs. Thanks for the tip.
  14. just seen the news; Requiscat in Pace
  15. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    You lucky, lucky bast@rd!

    Can't seem to find anything like that service at my supermarket. I'll need to look harder :D