Urgent help needed with eBay

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  1. Gents, I need the help of my fellow Arrsers.
    I have a motor vehicle for sale of ebygumbay at the moment, and I have recieved the following question regarding it.

    "wot the lowest u take thx"

    The gentleman asking the question is called bazza1272

    How do you feel I should respond to his in-depth and probing enquiry?

    p.s. For sale 1996 BMW coupe
  2. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    how about, How much are you prepared to offer?
  3. Here's an out there suggestion, but how about telling him what the lowest price you'll accept is!!
  4. It better not be for sale mate coz I'm pretty sure i won it in a bet.

    Edited to add, you chauvinistic cunt there aint just gents on here.
  5. Ask him to repeat what he said in English?
  6. Ask him for photos of his mum/sister bent over the kitchen sink as a hoard of Para's go through them
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    How about "Its always nice to be asked, but I only do sex with men in prison. Thanks for looking"
  8. Ask if his name is Fricker and whether or not the lamp posts where he lives will be safe.

    If he answers in the affirmative get him to send a photo of Sammi Jo Heffer so you know he's genuine :)
  9. Is it the blue,or the black,or the red,or the white or the violet one?

    I'll guess at violet.To match your eyes?
  10. That's a purty mouth you've got. You're sure to go far on here.......
  11. Aside from all the other thought provoking responses, there is only one answer - it is an auction, get bidding! If you have a reserve on it then he has to bid at least that anyway. Sounds like he is a chancer hoping to do a deal probably has no cash and trying to rip you off!!

  12. thats along the lines of what I was thinking. thing is, it's a nice motor, why would I want to sell it to a skip-diving chancer who can only speak monglish?
  13. You don't its mine, I won it and I have the text to prove it!!
  14. i know not of the text you mention young man!!
  15. Oh, it's you that's been keeping them hidden away is it?