Urgent help needed with eBay

#1
Gents, I need the help of my fellow Arrsers.
I have a motor vehicle for sale of ebygumbay at the moment, and I have recieved the following question regarding it.

"wot the lowest u take thx"

The gentleman asking the question is called bazza1272

How do you feel I should respond to his in-depth and probing enquiry?

p.s. For sale 1996 BMW coupe
 
#3
Here's an out there suggestion, but how about telling him what the lowest price you'll accept is!!
 
#5
Ask him to repeat what he said in English?
 
#6
Taff49 said:
Gents, I need the help of my fellow Arrsers.
I have a motor vehicle for sale of ebygumbay at the moment, and I have recieved the following question regarding it.

"wot the lowest u take thx"

The gentleman asking the question is called bazza1272

How do you feel I should respond to his in-depth and probing enquiry?

p.s. For sale 1996 BMW coupe
Ask him for photos of his mum/sister bent over the kitchen sink as a hoard of Para's go through them
 

TheIronDuke

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#7
How about "Its always nice to be asked, but I only do sex with men in prison. Thanks for looking"
 
#8
Ask if his name is Fricker and whether or not the lamp posts where he lives will be safe.

If he answers in the affirmative get him to send a photo of Sammi Jo Heffer so you know he's genuine :)
 
#10
SHHB071229 said:
It better not be for sale mate coz I'm pretty sure i won it in a bet.

Edited to add, you chauvinistic cunt there aint just gents on here.
That's a purty mouth you've got. You're sure to go far on here.......
 
#11
Aside from all the other thought provoking responses, there is only one answer - it is an auction, get bidding! If you have a reserve on it then he has to bid at least that anyway. Sounds like he is a chancer hoping to do a deal probably has no cash and trying to rip you off!!

Annie
 
#12
miles_gloriosus said:
Ask him to repeat what he said in English?
thats along the lines of what I was thinking. thing is, it's a nice motor, why would I want to sell it to a skip-diving chancer who can only speak monglish?
 
#13
Taff49 said:
miles_gloriosus said:
Ask him to repeat what he said in English?
thats along the lines of what I was thinking. thing is, it's a nice motor, why would I want to sell it to a skip-diving chancer who can only speak monglish?
You don't its mine, I won it and I have the text to prove it!!
 
#14
SHHB071229 said:
Taff49 said:
miles_gloriosus said:
Ask him to repeat what he said in English?
thats along the lines of what I was thinking. thing is, it's a nice motor, why would I want to sell it to a skip-diving chancer who can only speak monglish?
You don't its mine, I won it and I have the text to prove it!!
i know not of the text you mention young man!!
 
#15
easesprings said:
Taff49 said:
Gents, I need the help of my fellow Arrsers.
I have a motor vehicle for sale of ebygumbay at the moment, and I have recieved the following question regarding it.

"wot the lowest u take thx"

The gentleman asking the question is called bazza1272

How do you feel I should respond to his in-depth and probing enquiry?

p.s. For sale 1996 BMW coupe
Ask him for photos of his mum/sister bent over the kitchen sink as a hoard of Para's go through them
Oh, it's you that's been keeping them hidden away is it?
 
#16
Taff49 said:
SHHB071229 said:
Taff49 said:
miles_gloriosus said:
Ask him to repeat what he said in English?
thats along the lines of what I was thinking. thing is, it's a nice motor, why would I want to sell it to a skip-diving chancer who can only speak monglish?
You don't its mine, I won it and I have the text to prove it!!
i know not of the text you mention young man!!
Young man?! You spent long enough leching at my boobs in my hols4heroes T -shirt to know full well i am not a man....your perving shades weren't that dark mate.
 
#17
SHHB071229 said:
Taff49 said:
SHHB071229 said:
Taff49 said:
miles_gloriosus said:
Ask him to repeat what he said in English?
thats along the lines of what I was thinking. thing is, it's a nice motor, why would I want to sell it to a skip-diving chancer who can only speak monglish?
You don't its mine, I won it and I have the text to prove it!!
i know not of the text you mention young man!!
Young man?! You spent long enough leching at my boobs in my hols4heroes T -shirt to know full well i am not a man....your perving shades weren't that dark mate.
Photos????
 
#18
Taff49 said:
..................... it's a nice motor, why would I want to sell it to a skip-diving chancer who can only speak monglish?
£££££££££?
 
#20
longlivethequeen said:
Ask him if he likes sheds?
shusshh dont mention them sheds
 

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