I urgently need some personal advice. I have met and fallen in love with a fabulous woman and we are to marry. I have a poor family background. My mother is special; she has a defective gene and is a dwarf. She earns a living as a porn star. My father is a violent paedophile and is only kept under control by complicated medication which he does not like taking. My sister is a lesbian with full-blown AIDS. She works as a prostitute and solicits married men whom she infects as punishment for their immorality. My half-brother runs an internet chat-room specially designed to allow adult males contact young children. We are gippoes and live on a pikey encampment. My beloved knows all of this and accepts them as relatives-to-be. However, I have kept part of my life secret as I fear that she would call the whole thing off were she to find out. I am myself ashamed to tell her the truth and ask for your guidance. Should I tell her I used to be a warrant officer in the SIB?