Upping Security

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Ritch, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Osama calls all of his cronies to his cave one day for a security brief.

    "We've been told by intelligence that there are a number of SAS trying to infiltrate our holy organisation," Osama shouts out, "So we are upping the security patrols! Mustafa, Ali, Imran and Dave, you take the first patrol!"