Upper class gang bang report in The Independent

chimera

LE
Moderator
#2
A rather obvious "puff piece" for a couple of adult web sites. Not much journalism there.
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#3
chimera said:
A rather obvious "puff piece" for a couple of adult web sites. Not much journalism there.
Bothered. Where do I sign up?
 
#6
Paloma? It sounds like a bloody bar of soap :lol:
 
#7
Spanny said:
But be honest - what sort of red blooded man shags someone called " Paloma " ?
bad news you failed the gay test :(
good news your still in time to catch gay pride in brighton :twisted:

70% female you say hmm I smell a business opportunity :evil:
offer to provide a coach load of real men guaranteed hetro and fit £100 per bloke.
average infantryman free beer and a guaranteed shag coach home quids in :D
anyone know where I can get a cheap coach :D
 
T

trowel

Guest
#9
I read the article, and it all sounded like a normal, run of the mill 1970's party yours truly used to attend,IIRC. Then as now the women make the agenda. Same old, same old.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
Book me in someone . . .
 
#11
Spanny said:
But be honest - what sort of red blooded man shags someone called " Paloma " ?
Well - my sort I think: I certainly spent some months playing hidethesausage with a young lady nurse with the same name as Paloma's flatmate in days gone by.

And I would have played the same game with that young lady even if her mum and dad had christened her Eric, I promise you. :D
 
#14
Spanny said:
But be honest - what sort of red blooded man shags someone called " Paloma " ?
It means pigeon or dove in Spanish....

Therefore the bird (geddit?) might well be dusky, and we know she puts out.... ergo, I'm preparing for ramming speed!
 
#15
I wonder if Una attended as well ...

Una, Paloma, Bianca,
We just like licking japs eye
Una, Paloma, Bianca,
Over my t!ts and not in my eye,
No one can take my knickers away.




... Taxi!
 
#16
k13eod said:
I wonder if Una attended as well ...

Una, Paloma, Bianca,
We just like licking japs eye
Una, Paloma, Bianca,
Over my t!ts and not in my eye,
No one can take my knickers away.




... Taxi!

I like that k13, :D :D clever buggers you squaddies.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
Replace upper class birds with young female trainees and you've got a nightly occourence at Halton in the 90's
 
#18
Why don't they just settle down with a good man, and start having kids?

THey don't need to worry their little heads about high power careers in the City. That is what the WI and various other womesn clubs were invented for.
 
#19
Who cares what her name is?
 
#20
So no-one at the party noticed she was a he.

LA PALOMA (English Lyrics)
Latin American Folk Song / 1864
English and Spanish Lyrics: Gifford

My dear, la paloma sings in the tree above;
He sings with his sweetheart softly their songs of love;
Canta, la paloma sing us the serenade.
Canta, en la noche sweetly your serenade.
Fiesta is here, we smile and guitars are playing;
Breezes are blowing, as we are gently swaying.

La paloma, the dove,
La paloma sings on this summer night;
He coos, oh, so gently,
He coos so gently, under the stars so bright!
(Interlude)
Fiesta is here, senoritas and hombres dancing;
Guitars softly playing, making the night entrancing;
Our hearts fill with love, we wish this could last forever;
This magical time that brings all our hearts together.
La paloma, the dove, la paloma sings in the tree above.
He sings with his sweetheart softly their songs of love.
 
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