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oh - pressups?
make sure you do them over a pile of steaming dog poo, that'll make you do pressups!
 
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Hmmmm interesting thought.... I do them at the moment with my feet pressed against the wall but I don't know if thats dangerous for the spine and it'd obviously get compressed.
 
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you're talking to the wrong person here.
The day I become a PTI is the day that men can have babies!!
 
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You'd make a very persuasive PTI I bet!
Whats the going rate for pressups a min?  20-25 about right?
 
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I think so, I think we as women, the weaker sex, have to do approx 45 in 2 mins - I think anyway.
 
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easy - but as wimmin, we are allowed to have our knees on the floor and our lower legs crossed.
Messes your womb up if we do it like the men.

I await shower of 'sexual discrimination/equality' comments......
 
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quickest way to get rid of a bloke that's pestering you in a club/bar etc, start talking about periods and blobs and menstrual blood and all those lovely things that go with it  ;D ;D
 
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I remember the Jasper Carrot sketch where he said when he was younger his dad told him a menstrual cycle was something only girls had.  For years he thought it meant one without a cross bar and a shopping basket on the front.
 
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We had a girl in our battalion who wasn't known for her cleanliness (or intelligence).
One day on camp, she went up to one of our sergeants and said 'Sergeant, can I speak to you, I've got a personal problem'
'What is it' he replied.
'Well it's, umm, it's....'
'Come on, spit it out'
'Well, me c*nt's bleeding'
At this point, after hiding his disgust, the sergeant told her to ask the other girls if they had got anything. (How this woman went to camp without any sanitary protection, I shall never know)
They hadn't, so he ripped the bandage parts of a FFD and gave her the gauze pad and told her to use that.
4 days later, I sh1t you not, she went back to the same sergeant and said
'Have you got another one of those bandage things, this one's a bit full!'
It was at this point that I think the sergeant produced diced carrots on the grass and the girls were instructed to give her a 'regimental bath'.
 
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the same girl would be in the back of a bedford and when she wanted a piss, would take out her mug, piss in it, throw the urine out the back of the bedford and replace the mug on her water bottle - unwashed.

What a lovely clean creature she was  NOT!
 
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Verdi,

Believe me - you don't mate! Not only was she challenged on the cleanliness front, she was not aesthetically pleasing!
But if you wanna go hump a dog - be my guest!
 

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