Uplifting (or otherwise) Mottoes

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  1. It's often joked that the motto for the City of Hull ought to be "I aren't bothered" as that appears to be the most oft heard expression.

    Perhaps the Labour party's ought to be "Where there's no blame there's a claim".

    Female officers - "If in doubt, cry".

    Any other suggestions?
     
  2. 'It won't suck itself' - ACF Instructor's motto.
     
  3. Glasgow - Shitpile of the North?

    Aberdeen - Coldest place on earth?

    Dundee - Verucas have more character?
     
  4. If hitting it with a hammer does'nt fix it, it must be an electrical snag

    Per ardva ad astra - the motto of all the twats i work with here on my squadron
     
  5. Made my Monday morning - classic :D
     
  6. RyanAir - "Fcuk em".

    Baggage Handlers - "If you can, nick it; if you can't, break it".

    Sodexo - "Just don't poison them".
     
  7. "Keep dry, and out of reach of children"

    OK, so it's on the back of a box of matches, but I've tried to live by it.
     
  8. "Aut vincere aut mori" --------- Victory or Death

    My old school motto.
     
  9. One for Brown the Clown: I used to be big-headed, but now I'm perfect.

    MsG
     
  10. Was that the SS-JunkerSchule Jonno?
     
  11. It came very high in the league tables I'll have you know. You'e not a Yid are you? 8O :D
     
  12. Sometimes.
    :D
     
  13. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    "Vidi, Vici, Veni" - I saw, I conquered, I came. (Ahh see what I did there :x )

    "Keep your martinis dry and your women wet"

    "Save a Tree: Eat a Beaver"

    "Don't Burn Fossil Fuels: Burn Hippies Instead."

    "Women: avalaible in any colour as long as its bitch!"


    (Maybe Ishould have put these in the T-Shirts thread)
     
  14. For REME; If you can't break it, break something with it.
     
  15. If you're expecting a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, claim it as a victory.