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Up the ARRSE - A Poll

What percentage of women you're shagged like it ***********?

  • 0-10%

    Votes: 20 40.0%
  • 10-20%

    Votes: 7 14.0%
  • 20-30%

    Votes: 6 12.0%
  • 30-40%

    Votes: 3 6.0%
  • 40-50%

    Votes: 6 12.0%
  • 50-60%

    Votes: 4 8.0%
  • 60-70%

    Votes: 2 4.0%
  • 70-80%

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 80-90%

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 90-100%

    Votes: 2 4.0%

  • Total voters
    50
#1
No, not an eastern European plumber up the jacksy, but a poll poll.

Idly musing about conquests past, I estimate that 50% of the women I've 'known' (around 50) actively enjoy a meaty injection in the tradesman's entrance (and one actually preferred it, but she was a big girl and I'm hung like a hamster so that may explain it).

So what's your experience? I'm talking about amateurs here, not ladies of negotiable affection who, if the price was right, would go down on a bulldog.
 
#4
Maybe I will hang myself, the fanny is fine for me, never fancied the bum hole, never asked and never been asked.

Its fine on porn though, nothing better than seeing a so called slut crying when some jam and spoon turns her tradesmans into the leaking grand entrance of the American/Mexican border.
 
#5
If she doesn't like it, you're doing it wrong.

If you take your time, are patient and sensitive, you'll be smashing that ricker balls deep eventually, it can take a lot of work first though.

I recently introduced a jamaican girl to it (it was her request, tbh), I had to be careful lest she aborts it, but eventually she came harder than ever before, now she loves it.

I was looking forward to moving onto DP'ing her with the help of a sex toy of hers, but I am not going there anymore, turns out she is a bit of nutter with stalking potential. :/
 
#7
Maybe I will hang myself, the fanny is fine for me, never fancied the bum hole, never asked and never been asked.

Its fine on porn though, nothing better than seeing a so called slut crying when some jam and spoon turns her tradesmans into the leaking grand entrance of the American/Mexican border.
Search for a little known film called "Black Pipe Layers", you may enjoy it.
 

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#9
No, not an eastern European plumber up the jacksy, but a poll poll.

Idly musing about conquests past, I estimate that 50% of the women I've 'known' (around 50) actively enjoy a meaty injection in the tradesman's entrance (and one actually preferred it, but she was a big girl and I'm hung like a hamster so that may explain it).

So what's your experience? I'm talking about amateurs here, not ladies of negotiable affection who, if the price was right, would go down on a bulldog.
Marry them they'll be instantly cured and gain half a stone a year.
 
#14
27 lasses, 3 up the hoop; 1 was OK with it, 1 liked it, one was fucking mad for it and mentioned it first by saying "can i ask a favour? Next time we do it, would you mind doing me up the bum"

It's always rude to refuse a lady
 
#17
Was once giving my now ex-dishwasher a nice doggy but mistakenly thought I was hung like John Holmes, pulled out too far then rammed the joy-stick straight up her poo chute! I bet she still has the bandage on her bonce from where it hit the headboard at 200 miles an hour! No sense of humour some wimmen.....
 
#18
the ex was mad for it.. the current has mentioned it once or twice in general convo and jokingly said she loves it yesterday.. time to try it i think!

if i dont post again it means she didnt like it and killed me! :)
 
#19
I've never shagged a bird, so can't vote.

I've tickled a bloke's prostate with a finger if that helps?
Well then, how about confiding whether you enjoy a willy massage of your coal-hole? But I reckon you are so tight cheeked, your turds evacuate like strands of spaghetti.
 
#20
Maybe I will hang myself, the fanny is fine for me, never fancied the bum hole, never asked and never been asked.

Its fine on porn though, nothing better than seeing a so called slut crying when some jam and spoon turns her tradesmans into the leaking grand entrance of the American/Mexican border.
You do have a way with words, sir.
 

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