Up the ARRSE - A Poll

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  1. 0-10%

    20 vote(s)
  2. 10-20%

    7 vote(s)
  3. 20-30%

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  4. 30-40%

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  5. 40-50%

    6 vote(s)
  6. 50-60%

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  7. 60-70%

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  8. 70-80%

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  9. 80-90%

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  10. 90-100%

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  1. No, not an eastern European plumber up the jacksy, but a poll poll.

    Idly musing about conquests past, I estimate that 50% of the women I've 'known' (around 50) actively enjoy a meaty injection in the tradesman's entrance (and one actually preferred it, but she was a big girl and I'm hung like a hamster so that may explain it).

    So what's your experience? I'm talking about amateurs here, not ladies of negotiable affection who, if the price was right, would go down on a bulldog.
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  2. Like it and take it are two different things.
  3. Maybe 20% actively enjoyed it... another 20% tolerated it. 1% don't remember how they got a sore arse and I'm not going to tell them :)
  4. Maybe I will hang myself, the fanny is fine for me, never fancied the bum hole, never asked and never been asked.

    Its fine on porn though, nothing better than seeing a so called slut crying when some jam and spoon turns her tradesmans into the leaking grand entrance of the American/Mexican border.
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  5. If she doesn't like it, you're doing it wrong.

    If you take your time, are patient and sensitive, you'll be smashing that ricker balls deep eventually, it can take a lot of work first though.

    I recently introduced a jamaican girl to it (it was her request, tbh), I had to be careful lest she aborts it, but eventually she came harder than ever before, now she loves it.

    I was looking forward to moving onto DP'ing her with the help of a sex toy of hers, but I am not going there anymore, turns out she is a bit of nutter with stalking potential. :/
  6. Patient? Sensitive?

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  7. Search for a little known film called "Black Pipe Layers", you may enjoy it.
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  9. Marry them they'll be instantly cured and gain half a stone a year.
  10. Needs must.

    And all that.
  11. I've never shagged a bird, so can't vote.

    I've tickled a bloke's prostate with a finger if that helps?
  12. Did you pay him or was it at knife-point?
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  13. Just the wife.usually when an eclipse or some other rare event occurs.
  14. 27 lasses, 3 up the hoop; 1 was OK with it, 1 liked it, one was fucking mad for it and mentioned it first by saying "can i ask a favour? Next time we do it, would you mind doing me up the bum"

    It's always rude to refuse a lady
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