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up in front of the CO and what for

im fairly new to arrse and had a short career as a stab but the thing that got me coming here regularly was the stories in the naffi bar from the old sweats

so in the spirit of the old naafi bar which has kept me up all night laughing on occasion could us young un's please have some storie's

please excuse mong grammar and spelling
When I were a lad I was escort on orders for a guy in L Bty nicknamed soupdragon, set the scene, party in a pads house in Larkhill, I even remember the address Wilson Road number 23 (she was an estranged wife) monkeys called after a fracas, soupdragon nicked. Next day sproggy me as escort listens to soupdragon explaining himself away, "sorry sir, too pissed to run"

Had to chuckle afterwards.

Myself, banned from the pads quarters in Larkhill at a later date for being a hot blooded 18 year old :oops: :D
Well, when i marched in there he had an old smelly trenchcoat on and was swigging a container of meths whilst grumbling at his scruffy one eyed dog sat in the corner. I think he wanted me to have a go on him but there are plenty in Battalion who'd gladly do that! :lol:
Eight of us kidnapped a skip licker at BIA, gangraped him with our rifle butts in a thunderbox then licked him clean.

We got £50 and three extras - so we raped them too and spent the cash on choggie vodka.

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