Unwanted Granny found in bin

#3
I have asked the collector (a local official) to take care of the old lady
Is that the collector of refuse?

Imagine that, its hardly a perk of the job. Not only do you have to collect the trash in the third world, but take care of unwanted grandmothers.
 
#6
Absolutely disgraceful and shocking treatment of the elderly.

Not often I get my back up but this heartless and selfish dumping of a woman who lived through the blitz is abhorrent.

My own grandmother was similar, survived he bombing of London and lost the majority of her family at the hands of Heinkel and Dornier pilots....

When she became frail and useless we barbecued her and ate her, cnut first, then gave the dog the bones, leaving the bins free for dead babies
 
#7
MDN,

I started being taken in in earnest with the beginning of your post. By the end I had slapped the forehead. Your posts are a constant source of education those those of us not worthy to post in the presence of your superior wordsmithing!

:)
 
#8
Moved back here by me as requested
 
#9
Mr_Bridger said:
MDN,

I started being taken in in earnest with the beginning of your post. By the end I had slapped the forehead. Your posts are a constant source of education those those of us not worthy to post in the presence of your superior wordsmithing!

:)
Stop blowing smoke up his arrse. If you want to manhandle his tallywacker he'll be more than open to your advances.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#12
She was young! She was vital! She was female! She was alive! I could have had her!
 
#13
Funny as fuck, hope she was in the right colour bin - the brown one.

B_T
 
#14
My mate whilst dancing in Buddy's nightclub in abingdon, chatted up a wheelchair bound bird, procceded to get her pissed, then pushed her around town. ....afterwards when he got bored, he and his mate picked her up and threw her in a skip...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 

Biped

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#15
Hysterical. The daughter was only doing the old bird a favour. She could have lived for years of the shoit in that dump; FREE!
 

TheIronDuke

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#16
I read she had a sticker on her back.

"Not moving? Text 0797 *** **** with the words "YOU'VE INHERITED THE HOUSE" and claim your free silver iPod prize"
 
#17
Just been round to see my Gran and told her the story. She just went off on a rant with all the enthusiasm that the elderly have when they are on their soap box, top comment was undoubtedly "Glad they can get away with it there, not like here as I have to separate all my rubbish etc etc .. council tax should be free for pensioners etc etc .. your grandad served in the war .. kids today .. etc etc"

I was starting to see why that unfortunate ended up on the tip .. 8)
 
#18
hahaha. Absolutely fcuking hilarious. Thankyou for starting this. It has made my night.
 
#20
it became time to dump her ass when the house started to smell like rotting c*nt rather than curry

plus she always ate all the popadoms.
 

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