Unusual porn search keywords (NSFW or MINORS)

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  1. OK, being a bit of a prevert, on finding myself with a little time on my hands last night, I fired up Limewire to look for some porn.

    After about 4 or 5 searches, I noticed that no matter what keyword (within reason) I typed in, the search results were the same. Obviously this is down to the freaks that name their files "anal, redhead, dwarf, felching, donkey love scene", when a more appropriate title would be "fat bird gets nailed by disinterested drug addict".

    So where do I turn when my normal sources of information are clueless? The great ARRSE brethren!

    I'm sure one or two of you may have looked for a little bit of Frankie on the net before, so you've probably got a fairly good idea of how to get round the above problem. And while I'm on the subject, does anyone have a two keyword combination that only returns one result, like a pornographic googlewhack? :D
     
  2. Auld Yin is your man.
     
  3. 'm2m this has got to be one of the most usefull,valued links posted to date,congrats on an outstanding contribution'
     
  4. Someone I know ( :roll: ) swears by XNXX for all your one handed surfing needs.

    It also updates its links faster than "The Hun's".

    So I am told.
     
  5. A friend of a friends ex girlfriends half brother ( :roll: ) swears by www.dump.com
     
  6. bearshare.com - similar P2P search & downlaod as limewire, but heaps more porn
     
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You must have got that from your Mum after I had explained to her how she could make money in the Shag a Granny category 8)
     
  8. Aga Uncovered
    Qmov

    Give those two a whirl
     
  9. sweaty mingers
    soiled gussets
    scammel wheel nuts
    chapel hat pegs
    dykes on bikes
    prolapsed padres
    octagenarian fisting
    minge flagellation
     
  10. www.myfreepaysite.com

    a truly free grot site, just put in an email address and they'll email you a password. thousand of hours of grot (full films, galleries, etc.) rather than the usual 'free' tasters.

    PM me if you don't want to register yourself, and i'll let you use my account. or maybe i should quickly register an open public account for the benefit of all arrse perverts?