Unsuitable names for future equipments?

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  1. With the recent proposal to purchase several variants of vehicles, the planners went mad, raided the dictionary and used up Mastiff, Vixen, Bulldog, Wolfhound etc.

    Now, these are all names that suggest a brutal and effective pedigree, and it is hoped by all concerned that the pedigree of the name will rub off on the equipment.

    But there are some names that do not suggest "a brutal and effective pedigree" when you hear them, and we might be able to produce a useful Arrse Guide to help stop those desk officers working in Main Building and Abbey Wood from making a complete horlicks of naming a future equipment!

    So, I will kick off with three names that I consider unsuitable for future equipments/capabilities:

    :arrow: Horlicks
    :arrow: Spaniel
    :arrow: Chihuahua

    Litotes

    Damn, that's four. :D
     
  2. Poodle, Chichuahua (however it's spelt!), Fox is very camp (perfect then for Navy perhaps :wink: ), Sparrow.

    "Coming over the hill now we see the new British Army Tank, the FV4035 Vickers Squaw"
     
  3. maybe we need less threatening names like

    Budgie
    Chinchilla
    Ladybird
    butterfly (eg the 70 tonne butterfly main battle tank)
     
  4. Nigel
    Florence
    cuddlywuddly 120mm
    9/12 lancer
     
  5. Weasle
    Shrew
    Politician
     
  6. Skunk, rabbit ,dormouse pheasant and grouse .Pity we cant use weasel as the Germans have bagged it how about stoat though?
     
  7. For the RMP/RAFPD patrol minivan = Covert Urban Nocturnal Transporter
     
  8. Mirkin
    Frenum
    Prolapse
    Carbuncle
     
  9. Titananic clas of ships / subs!

    stilts
     
  10. Percy_Pigeon

    Percy_Pigeon War Hero Book Reviewer

    Future Army Dress as when we get it it will be PAD Past Army Dress
     
  11. Ptarmigan......oh, wait.
     
  12. Pipistrelle.
     
  13. Spide
    Ned
    Chav
     
  14. Flea
    Mecca
    Mohammed
    Crusader