Unsavoury sleeping moments

#1
Today seems to be one of those slow everlasting days that you wake up really early to do f*ck all.

because of this i found myself dozing off slighlty for about 10mins on top of a page on the Scottish Sun.

I wake up - fine, its all good & i comment on a few threads.

then nature calls and as i'm emptying i happen to look at the mirror and i can JUST make out the word RAPIST accross my cheek and and i wonder wheretf did this come from. Then alas i get back to this said pc and the paper is open up at page 21 with such said headline.
:oops: :oops:

ANYWAY long story short as im trying to rub it off im wondering if anyone has any awkward sleeping moments/mong moments that they fancy sharing.
 
#5
Can't be worse than waking up with a certified hermer.

Hissy Fit

We thought you had a sense of humour. Obviously not. You will do well as an officer. Oh and as for blaming me? Nice try.
 

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#6
I have, but I can't remember her name.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#7
I feel a little bit sick now

but it should wash off though
 
#8
jarrod248 said:
The_Snail said:
Can't be worse than waking up with a certified hermer.

Hissy Fit

We thought you had a sense of humour. Obviously not. You will do well as an officer. Oh and as for blaming me? Nice try.
I just wondered who would be the first to post it!
Look no further, Slug is here.

How bloody pathetic can you be though? I get called fucking all sorts on here, and he can't face the truth.

I did like the bit about "One more minute in that house and I would have smacked that Jarrod".

What? Like the bitch you are?

Wake up dreamboy. Admit it.....
 
#10
sparksmalarks said:
i have a mud pit if anyone needs one... all you need to do is ask :) :roll:
Imagine the debris?
 
#11
On the flight back from Saudi in '91 a yound and tired GS has his first beer in several months and nods off. He awakes and notices that opposite him are two angels of the QA variety. They notice him; he smiles, they grimace and look away. It is then that he realises that there is some drool on his chin. And all down his arm.
 
#13
GreenSlime said:
On the flight back from Saudi in '91 a yound and tired GS has his first beer in several months and nods off. He awakes and notices that opposite him are two angels of the QA variety. They notice him; he smiles, they grimace and look away. It is then that he realises that there is some drool on his chin. And all down his arm.
Did he sleep with a gayer though?
 
#14
jarrod248 said:
The_Snail said:
jarrod248 said:
The_Snail said:
Can't be worse than waking up with a certified hermer.

Hissy Fit

We thought you had a sense of humour. Obviously not. You will do well as an officer. Oh and as for blaming me? Nice try.
I just wondered who would be the first to post it!
Look no further, Slug is here.

How bloody pathetic can you be though? I get called fucking all sorts on here, and he can't face the truth.

I did like the bit about "One more minute in that house and I would have smacked that Jarrod".

What? Like the bitch you are?

Wake up dreamboy. Admit it.....
Smacked me of course he would and I'm worried, wonder why he let me give him that peck on the cheek as he left if he was so annoyed?
Or even why he gave you one in return?

*kiss on the cheek that is anything else was kept strictly to the bedroom and as such noone else knows anything except rumours.
 
#16
GreenSlime said:
On the flight back from Saudi in '91 a yound and tired GS has his first beer in several months and nods off. He awakes and notices that opposite him are two angels of the QA variety. They notice him; he smiles, they grimace and look away. It is then that he realises that there is some drool on his chin. And all down his arm.
i even get it now on the odd bus :D
 
#18
sparksmalarks said:
scuba_angel said:
sparksmalarks said:
The_Snail said:
sparksmalarks said:
i have a mud pit if anyone needs one... all you need to do is ask :) :roll:
Imagine the debris?
i am :D pmsl
Jelly is far more entertaining :wink:
lets have several rounds then :lol:
Shove that right up your hoop. No jelly in the back garden. Mud and gazebos only.........

You perv.
 
#19
sparksmalarks said:
i even get it now on the odd bus :D
Is that the "odd bus now and then"?

or

The "Odd Bus" for odd people or *cough* cherry berets? :D
 

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