Unnatural sex anyone?

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  1. Pit_Bull

    Pit_Bull Old-Salt


    It'd have to be feckin unnatural to do her.
  2. Put it away and do some work you naughty person!
  3. PraetorianMonkey

    PraetorianMonkey Old-Salt

    Good Lord!! by the time i'd have drunk enough to be willing, i would have mercifully passed out 4 pints earlier!!

    No wonder he's screaming during sex, so would i!! poor bugger!!

  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Bugger! I thought this was an advert or a recruiting thing!
  5. Toastie

    Toastie LE

    Each to there own.

    I'll stick with the risk of blindness
  6. Kirkz

    Kirkz Guest

    I've done worse than her :p a(and him come to think of it) :twisted:
  7. Pit_Bull

    Pit_Bull Old-Salt

    Sadly not this time OFH, however your avatar seems very captivating... mmmmm
  8. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    any port in a storm
  9. It would have to a shitter of a storm to drop my anchor in that port :cry:
  10. Is this an ongoing case, I see to recall that they've been in the papers for this before. :scratch:
  11. The courts slapped an ASBO on them and they have breached that, they have then appealed against that. Surely the courts have better things to do like prosecuting litter bugs.
  12. Must have been "69" coz I'd hate to stare at her gob. Come to think of it - NO! A big FO NO!!!!
  13. Spanny

    Spanny LE

    Her husband looks like he knows a lot about cocky up botty :p
  14. Its a strange strange world!
  15. ALVIN

    ALVIN Guest

    In my opinion, the conviction is perverse.
    What is this country "cumming" :wink: to?
    Can't have a decent shag now whithout being locked up!!
    The lady was only enjoying herself.
    If i were the judge, i would have orderd a demo, so i could see for myself what all the fuss was about!!