Unity against Terror

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Barrack Room Lawyer, Jul 30, 2005.

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  1. The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these terrorists this Friday at 15:00 hours.

    It is a well-known fact that Al-Qaeda are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman.

    Therefore, at 15:00 hours this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands.

    This is the best way to show our disgust for Al-Qaeda and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists amongst us, so anybody who does not do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist, denounced to the world and shot.

    Thank you.
  2. I'm in! Where da nekkid wimmin? :lol: