An assortment of lefties, treehuggers, anarchists, Marxists and general troublemakers called the Trades Union Congress are having their annual get-together in Liverpool this week. High on the agenda is the banning of women wearing high heels in the work-place. Apparently this is sexist as it puts women who wear flat shoes (that is Labour supporters) at a disadvantage. This is bad news for lecherous squaddies who love a good ogle at the tottie! These ********* should concentrate their efforts on something more useful like throwing themselves into the River Mersey.